2 posts tagged “herons”
More information on this crazy, 85-plus member colony (which lives RIGHT NEXT DOOR) can be found here.
· Always
carry some amount of Canadian money on you.
Or, conversely, when asked to pick an easy-to-remember PIN number for
your Canadian bank card, select one that is actually memorable.
· Don’t sweat the math. For example, it is not worthwhile to convert (from grams) what those bulk raisins will cost per pound. You need raisins; just buy the fucking raisins.
· Leave plenty of time for driving anywhere. Ever. And tack on an extra 20 minutes to find parking (change to 30 minutes, if attempting to parallel park sans Shane).
· Recognize
your place in the movement food chain when traveling around. Buses eat bikers, bikers eat pedestrians,
pedestrians eat cars, and cars eat Smart cars.
· Learn to act casual about the skunks, raccoons, blue herons, seagulls and squirrels roaming around outside your apartment building. Living next to a park means having wildlife as neighbors – smile, nod and try to avoid getting shit upon.
Love, Me
· Don’t sweat the math. For example, it is not worthwhile to convert (from grams) what those bulk raisins will cost per pound. You need raisins; just buy the fucking raisins.
· Leave plenty of time for driving anywhere. Ever. And tack on an extra 20 minutes to find parking (change to 30 minutes, if attempting to parallel park sans Shane).
· Learn to act casual about the skunks, raccoons, blue herons, seagulls and squirrels roaming around outside your apartment building. Living next to a park means having wildlife as neighbors – smile, nod and try to avoid getting shit upon.
Love, Me
